Well, huh. You've got me there. I honestly can't find them. That's odd.
Anyway, here's a link to the
FAQ for the Site.
Generally, if you're posting a new post, you want to make one entry, not lots of entries. You are allowed to modify your post if you want to add, subtract, or otherwise edit it. Please do that instead of posting six or seven responses to yourself. Also, please avoid excessive spamming of the emoticons, which I'm pretty sure you already knew since you joked about being reported to the moderators.
This is a pretty laid back place, but it's that way because we try to keep things neat and clean and relaxed for all the users.
Welcome to the Site!